The Santa Song
Jud Strunk

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(Digital song file provided courtesy of Steve Dahlbergh)

Santa asked me to tell you
He's got troubles this year!
Dasher, Dancer, Prancer, Vixon
All, are lame reindeer!
The route he's gonna travel is out of sight
Rudolph's nose ain't quite so bright
He asked if it might be alright
To take a snowmobile

An' I said I didn't think you would mind
If he only had to do it one time
'Til the deer got better
Rudolph's nose is redder...
An' pretty soon I said,
"Here! Take mine!"

Santa's got a Moto-Ski
Santa's got a Moto-Ski
It saved the day
He's on his way
So trim the christmas tree
Heading southbound man alive
Now he's doing 35
Look out Daddy better clear the drive
Santa's got a Moto-Ski

And he said its got a great big trailor
Full of goodies that he'll hitch on back
So if you haven't sent your letter better mail her
And tell him what to pack up in the sack

Santa's got a Moto-Ski
Santa's got a Moto-Ski
It saved the day
He's on his way
So trim the christmas tree
Heading southbound man alive
Now he's doing 45
Look out Daddy better clear the drive
Santa's got a Moto-Ski

And you better tell policeman Pete
Or the officer that's on the beat
When the dogs start barkin
At Santa in the dark and
Double parkin on a one way street

Santa's got a Moto-Ski
Santa's got a Moto-Ski
And he's a real hot rider
Ever since he turned the key
Heading southbound man alive
Now he's doing 65
Look out Daddy better clear the drive
Santa's got a Moto-Ski

An' I said I didn't think you would mind
If he only had to do it just one time
'Til the deer got better
Rudolph's nose is redder...
An' pretty soon I said,
"Here! Take mine!"

Santa's got a Moto-Ski
Santa's got a Moto-Ski
It saved the day he's on his way
So trim the christmas tree
 
And every girl and every boy
Will share the christmas fun and joy
If...he...can...just...afford...the...gas...and...oil
Santa's got a Moto-Ski

Bryant's Moto-Skis

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